Drunk Person Gives Advice to Anyone There.
Local drunk and self-proclaimed shell-of-a-man, Edwin Crodd made his views on life available to the public today at no cost or consequence. Spewing his opinions on whatever subjects he could form on his lips, Crodd had this to say that was decipherable:
"There's no pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow. There's only these pants, over and over and over."
"You know how Mel Gibson made his money? He told us how Jesus died. Goodbye."
"Roger needed a good slap in the face. So I gave him one. That's right I hit the man. Where did I put my thirty eggs?"
These invaluable nuggets of wisdom were all we had time for before Crodd caught his cab to go sober up.
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